1001+ Best CrossFit Team Names (Funny, Female, & Badass)

Coming up with the best CrossFit team names for your next team WOD can be a hassle.

Not only do you have to worry about making good time and trying not to vomit, but you also have to come up with a funny name that either makes everyone in the box laugh… or something badass that drives intense fear into their hearts.

Lucky for you, your search for an original team name is over!

Keep on reading because you’re about to discover over 1001 badass, funny, serious, and all around creative names to use for your next CrossFit group.

Funny & Hilarious CrossFit Team Names

Tried and Tasted
The Team that Shall Not Be Named
Agony of De Feet
Team CrossFit
iLoveMe
The Winning Team
The Losing Team
No Mo Junk in da Trunk
Only Regrets
Voldemort
Waist Basket
Do You Even Lift, Bro?
We’re Not Gunna Bake It
Chubby No More’s
Chronic Injuries
Clumsy
The Thinner Winners
Out Of Shape
Mouth Wide Shut
The Flimsy Worms
The Butt Clenches
Bacon Love
The CrossShits
Hangry Birds
Toe Jammers
Unrepentant Thinners
Hard Rock Ab Owners
82Much
Minnesota Thins
Slow Burn
Where’s The Bacon?
Rump Yours
Gamecocks
Your Local Rejects
Seeking Abs
GangBag
Insomniacs with Running Problems
Waist Recycling
Withering A-Weigh
Designated Drinkers
Burpees And Beers
Born to Lose
Gut Busters
Redundant
Older Than You
Mini Mees
Fragile
Mission Slimpossible
Where’s The Finish?
All Pain, No Gain
The Scream Team
Less Talk, More Squat
The Cheaters
The Losemore Fam
The Best Slapstick Crossfit Team
WaisTED
GangBan
Twisted Blisters
Is It Five O’Clock Yet?
Mud Flaps
Probably Gonna Walk
Thighsman Trophys
Fitmen For Hire
Skinny-Sized
The Intermediates
Pimp My Stride
TeamOne
Team Don’t Put the Weights Back
Fueled By Hops
Weigh Less
Cupcakes Anonymous
Booty Busters
Worst Game Of Tag Ever
Metabolism Maniacs
Heavyweights
Belly Dumpers
Run, Run, Go Away
Bad Fat Chuckers
Clean And Jerk
Not Fast, Just Furious
It Never Gets Easier
Broseph Stalin
25% Down
Fatties No More
The Slimfits
Top heavy
Muffin Abductors
TeamB-Less
Donut Droppers
The Sweet Couch Potatoes
Target Weigh-less
The Dag Nabbits
Look Ma, No sleep
Onion Booty
Made in Canada
Hot Bod Makers
Head Over Meals
Fats All Folks
Revenge of the Nerds
Like Fun, Only Different
The Dreadmills
Skinny Jeans Team
The Trimtones
Lighten Up
Heart Monitors
A Lot at Steak
Run Track Minds
Waist Removal
Stocking Stuffers
Pair-A-thighs Lost
Blew by You
Scale Tippers
Keyboard Warriors
Dirty Mudder Funkers
Snatchue Of Liberty
Re-distributions
Droopy Drawers
Say No to Ticking Health Time Bombs
Team Hardwood
Raging Hormones
Speed Bumps
Running Better Than The Government
Got The Runs
Better Naked
Bringing Sexy Back
Seven Jerks And A Squirt
Cardio Sucks
The Bankrupts
Let it Melt
Not Larch by March
Ready to Lose
Dude, where’s my gut?
Thrust Her? I Barely Know Her!
The Lunks
My So-Called Legs
Sore Loins
Dorks
Sweaty Medballs
Bring that Booty
What’s That In Miles?
Ass Riders
Weapons of Mass Reduction
No Regrets
Spongebob Slowpants
Still Oblivious To The Distance
Badunkadunk Busters
It’s Slimpossible
Just The Tip
Pickles And Protein
Belly Acres
Asset Audit
Only Super Cool People
PizzaShut
Sensitive To Pain
If Only Making Money Was This Easy
The Baconators
The Running Joke
Field Good or Field Good Factor
In Recession
Ass Thrusters
Donald Pump
Team Softwood
Run Like The Winded
Chafing The Dream
Fat Dumpster
Get Hard
Lost Almost Everything
Kim Jongs Young Boys
Starvin Six
The Fighting Cocks
Slimsons Theory
We Hate The Runs
Booty Fall
Swass
Blood, Sweat, And Beers
Save Our Soles
No Excess Luggage Allowed
No Weigh No Way
Starvin’ Marvin
Here For The Free Shirt
Racks And Sacks
Nerd Herd
Exiling our oversized booties
Mudder Of All Hangovers
Teacher’s Pet
Test Eagles
Aggressively Average
Team Bill Brasky
Ready Or Not, Beer We Come
Operation Narrow Waist
Hardly Athletic
Out of My Whey
150 Burpees A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
Caboose Cutters
Born Losers
Chalk Dirty To Me
TeamZero
Let’s Lose the Caboose
Bubble Butts
Twinkies Defence
Martha Stewart’s Power Cleaners
Sandbaggers
Tick Dicklers
World’s Okayest Runners
Bod Squad
Butts And Beer Bellies
Do Not Doughnut
Serial Hikers
Gainz For Jesus
Dumbbells And Donuts
The Popular Kids
Mom Jeans
Shake And Bake
No Extra Cheese
Sore To The Finish
Dicks In Boxes
Got Fat
Lovehandle Losers
Unpacking the Trunk
The Senior Citizens
Tears For Beers
Will WOD For Donuts

Badass CrossFit Team Names

The @CrossFit Watchman team are still going strong after almost 8 of 24 hours.

More importantly they are just short of raising £700 for the @MercianRegiment Benevolence Fund. #StandFirmWorkHard

You can donate here:https://t.co/fYDXnybnsf pic.twitter.com/uFXAPiwkje
— 2nd Battalion, The Mercian Regiment (@Army2MERCIAN) April 11, 2019

A good strategy for winning the latest team WOD is to strike fear into your opponents’ hearts.

If you take this approach, here are a ton of badass names you can use for your next team.

All Must Go
Rock Solid
Steroids
Be Low Us
Impact Velocity
Smash
Thinning The Herd
P 90 Flex
Hustlers
Igniters
Elite Crossfit Team
WOD Culture
Eat, Sleep, Crossfit, Repeat
Steel Beams
Record Beaters
Tough Mudder
Positive Vibes
The Shredders
Sole Train
All Gain, No Pain
Race War
Sha Donk!
Bad Attitude
Overkill
Running the Rack
Overachievers
Fitness Rules
Workout Warriors
Stallions
Body Beasts
Team B-Less
The Real Contenders
No Pain, No Gain
Metal Crushers
Lajitfit
The Metahumans
Perfect Posture
Movers And Shakers
Iron Throne
Uncompromised
Record Breakers
Fire Means
The WMDs
Crossfit Untamed
Bison
Big Barbell Club
Death Doctors
Fat Fury
The Hand
Mountain Men
The Schwarzeneggers
Till We Faint
The Hammerheads
Stud Muffins
Bar Breakers
Rebels
Muscle Mania
Diabolical
Golem
Bad Beach Body Boys
Gains All Around
Saunami
No Speed Limit
Firestarters
The Captivators
Mountaineers
Tribe
The Double Unders
The Bolts
Gamer Changers
Mind Over Matter
WOD Squad
Rampage
Guardians of the Galaxy
Pulsating Veins
Speed Racers
WOD Warriors
Cowboys
Protein Addicts
The Reps
Team Bane
Minutemen
Dirty Deadlifters
The Best Team
Temper Temper
Legends Of The Rep
Demand Crossfit
Trail Blazers
Decepticons
Spark Plugs
Masters of the Gym
Mass Destruction
Lucky Charms
Exterminators
The Slim Pack
25% Off!
Dead Lifters
Dynamo
Lean & Mean
Tremors
Caution
In Style
Hulk Smash
Hurricane Sandy
Slim Reapers
The Gladeaters
The Fighting Bishops
Buff And Stuff
Dynamite
From Men To Monsters
The Bulls
Your Pace or Mine?
Run 4 Fun
Roadrunners
Sons Of Guns
Sprint Squad
Overdrive
Real Survivors
Guts To Dust
Fit Of Fury
Top Shelf
No GiveUp
Fat to Fittest
The Metabolics
Hogan’s Heroes
Supermen
Relentless
Bench Buddies
Cut It Out
Viking Squad
Suns Out, Guns Out
Plague
Body Abusers
Isometric Dudes
Just Results
Demolition Team
The Money Shots
Detonate
Gym Borns
Team Godspeed
Katrina
Why Not?
Rough Boyz
The Jalapeños
Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
Team Hulk
The 6 Packs
The Vanguards
Gladiators
Fit From The Inside Out
Marathon Maniacs
RepEaters
Workout Wonders
One More Rep
Born Winners
Barbell Bosses
Obliterate
Peak Performance
The Terminators
Titans
The Crossfit Collective
Gods with Hot Bods
Record Smashers
Golden Tickets
Stronger Than Yesterday
High Flyers
Threat Level Midnight
The A-Team
Iron Men
Gunshow
The Chiseled Ones
Meat Carvers
2Fit2Quit
The Intimidators
Cluster Clan
Temporary Pain
The Brutes
Pride
The Butcher Shop
Flex
Impact
Gentlemen With Guns
Turbo Fit
Fit Avatars
No Rest Days
Muscle > Fat
Time Killers
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
The Behemoths
Wake the Lion
Bomb Squad
Chaos Crew

Female CrossFit Team Names

It’s time to bring some real girl power to your box and show all the dudes you can clean and jerk like the rest of them!

Here’s a giant list of team names specifically for groups with primarily female members.

Lady Killers
The Fem Fitales
The Femme Fatales
Extreme Makeover – Booty Edition
Pretty Pack
Chick Clique
Girl Power
Lean Queens
Skinny Minnies
Passion Pavers
She Unit
Slick Chicks
Fairly Attractive Running Team
Pretty Tough
Babe Bunch
Buns And Guns
Shooting Star Syndicate
Sassy by Summer
Slimalicious Babes
Concrete Vaginas
Flab-u-less
Breaking Balls
On The Grind
The Sexbombs
Forget Skinny, Be Strong
Small But Mighty
Muffin Top Stoppers
The Amazons
Peacocks
Iron Maidens
Like My Rack? You Should See My Snatch
Chalk Blockers
Girl Gang
The Matriarchy
Estrogen Express
Dixies Midnight Runners
Gallop Gang
Thin It To Win It
Queen Bees
Black Mambas
Sole Sisters
Sister Tribe
Female Force
Raw Nips And Chapped Lips
Meaty Divas
Multiple Scorgasms
Stunner Runners
Girls On Fire
The Blossoms
Fembots
La Femme
The Muddy Virgins
Beast Mode Babes
Bye Bye Bubble Butts
The She-Hulks
Skinny-Sized booties
Crouching Girl, Hidden Cucumber
Lean On Me
Miracle Workers
Training To Be Badass
Dwindling Divas
Get Ovary It
Baby Got Track
Girl Bosses
Wonder Women
GoGo Girls
The Bit Cheese
Smart Bells
The Medusas
Dirt Up My Skirt
The Mudderellas
Making HERstory
The Dottirs
Fierce Vaginas
Salute The Glutes
Bringing Up The Rear
Dashing Divas
HERd
Women Slimpowerment
All About That Pace
Girls, Manterrupted
The Ho Ho Hoes
Weights Before Dates
Lady’s Gun Club
Victorious Secret
Neander-Gals
Gurly Girls
The HBICs
Lifting Ladies
Girls Just Want To Have Run
Crushing Balls
Run Like A Girl
Cunning Stunts
Baby Dollz
Hustlin’ Honeys
Barbell Barbies
WOD Now, Wine Later
FLASH (Fit Ladies Always Stay Healthy)
The Cowgirls
Buns On The Run
WODsluts
Feisty Females
Fat Bottom Girls
Sweaty Coconuts
Flexible Divas
Waist Management
Super Fem
Show Me Your Snatch
Sisters Before Misters
Dangerous Divas
Disappearing Dames
She Devils
The Cougars
GRL PWR
Wild Kittens
Estrogen > Testosterone
Two Girls, One World Cup
The Unicorns
Keeping Up With The WODashians

Fun Partner CrossFit Team Names

If you’re part of a dynamic duo (pretty good name right there), then you really gotta bring heat during your next WOD.

Pick a fun partner name from this list to start your workout off with some strong camaraderie!

Short And Stout
Skim & Slim
Penn And Teller
Ginger Bread Men
Soul Mates
Friend Zoned
Tom And Jerry
Snatch & Grab
Excuse My Friend, He’s A Little Slow
Dead Men Running
Skinny Dippers
Faster Than The Speed Of Love
My Motivation
Barbells And Bros
Married To Crossfit
Until Death Do Us Part
Adam And Eve
Bonnie And Clyde
Thick And Thin
Fred And Wilma
Chunky Monkeys
How I Met This Runner
Tootsie Rollers
Together, Stronger
We Swiped Right
2 Fast 2 Furious
Dharma And Greg
Beavis And Butthead
Way & Co
Puss And Boots
Hustle And Muscle
Profit and Loss
Two Pairs Of Thighs
Pretty Pretty
AnyMore AnyLess
Skinny Bou’s
Bad And Booty
Tap Out, Tap In
Naked and Afraid
Guns And Looks
We Left
Two Peas In A WOD
Batman And Batgirl
Vicious And Delicious
Cheech And Chong
The Fast And Delirious
Slim N Trim
Thelma And Louise
Romeo And Juliet
Laurel And Hardy
Partners In Crime
Friends With Crossbenefits
The Game Boys
Barhell Brothers
Mario & Luigi
Better and Best
Bulldozer Team
The Twins
The Young And The Breathless
Jerk And Snatch
Siegfried And Roy
Guns And Roses
Thing 1 And Thing 2
Tag Team
Jacked & Tan
Couples Therapy
Work Mates
Booty And The Beast
Butch And Sundance
Him And Her
One Rack And One Sack
Opposites Attract
Smokey And The Bandit
Yin And Yang

Original CrossFit Team Names

A little FUNctional fitness for our teams today, starting bright and early at 5am! #functionalfitness #fitnessforlife #fitnessforreallife #dowhatyoulove #fitnessshouldbefun #morethanjustagym #crossfitunastamus #unastamusfitness pic.twitter.com/8N1FXNSVJB
— CrossFit Una Stamus (@CFUnaStamus) April 11, 2019

Are you sick of everyone using the same, boring team names over and over again?

Then check out this massive list of creative and original team names you can use to make your team stand out in the box.

Slim Pickens
Zombie Apocalypse Preparation
Fatloo
WODs In Our Favor
Lost Because
Running On Empty
Going To Need New Clothes
Cirque Du Sore Legs
Slower Than Justin Bieber Doing Long Division
Pace Cadets
WOD Save The Queen
Deleteous
Snatchin’ And Dispatchin’
Refugees
Aldous
Little Steps of Hope
WOD Do U Mean?
HolyShoot
Fat Shed-iators
Weigh To Go
Thrashing Thrusters
Belly Bailout
Shake Weight All-Stars
The Shedding Machines
Waisting Away
What Would WOD Do?
All The Whey
Amish I Wasn’t Running
AC/DC
WOD Did We Get Into?
Hungary Hanna
WOD U!
Holy Fit
Quiz-goes
Everlasting WOD Stoppers
The Meltaways
Worst Pace Scenario
Less Than U
Team Future
Zimbo
Flexual Healing
Another Night At The Bar
Take Off
Let All Prevail
Between A Walk And A Slow Pace
Farmasi
XBox
Second to Last
Flab Busters
The Personal Trainers
HiIn
WODspeed
Mithoo
Bad Santas And Naughty Elves
Weight Zero
Smells Like Team Spirit
Nothing Extra
Beastjuice, Beastjuice, Beastjuice
Thinner than You
The Gymnastics Four
Junk Bunkers
Cafe In
Fat Squad
Guts to Dust
Ternion
Workout Stylists
GreenTee
If Trump Can Run, So Can We
Choose to Lose
30 Hour Team Sobriety Challenge
Fatra
The Over Achievers
Paleo Hunters
Ignorance Is Blisters
The Breakers
Net Loss
Pumba Tumba
Mid Leg Crisis
Taco Barbells
Cast-A-Weighs
It Figures
A Team Has No Name
In WOD We Trust
WOD God
Flab Shrinkers
WODDING Crashers
Drop It Like It’s Squat
Cell-u-Light
kiloGrab
Re-fused
Not Dead, We Just Smell Like It
Big Bad Apples
Time Theives
At Least
Dump Your Rump
Regima
Reducers
Spin Doctors
Weight Strippers
It Only Hurts The First Time
Hi5
Body Sculptors
New Dimension
Stop, Drop And Squat
Fit to Page
Ploum Ploum
The WOD-Tang Clan
Team McSlim
Candy Crush
Heat Hard
Cruisin’ for losin’
Indecisive But Not Sure
Churchill Downs
Yes We Can-ada
Winning Losers
ReNew
Oh My WOD
Sunny Sauna
Lighten Up
Net Weight
Body Builders
Lost My Mine
The Slims
The Flat Tyres
Netflix And WOD
I’m Fast Because I Run With A Cape
Kilo Zoom
Skinny Up
Sweat Lovers
Caloright
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Boxers
Snatch Jokes
We Lift More Than We Make
Weight Benders
Blue Team
Downsizers
Sauna Mina Dika
One Weigh
Snack Attack
Snatch Me If You Can
Smartie Pants
Yippie Kie Yay Heavy Lifters
Thin to Win
99 Problems But A Snatch Ain’t One
Fitness Maniacs
Friends with Weightlifts
Less Than Yesterday
PokeWOD Go
Born to Win
Excess Baggage
Wii Left
99 Problems But A Bench Aint One
Buck Furpees
Happy Feet
The Flexions
Snatchy McLovin
No Less No More
InTestTime
WODs Up?
Running From Commitment
FreeSome
Amino Disrespect
Flab Fighters
Team America
Many Less
World Cup
Floopa’s
Body Toners
Getting Loss
Pain Killers
The Trots
This Just Thin
Tour de Fat
Not A Cent More
All For WOD And WOD For All
Less Than More
Rowing Pains
Fitness Chasers
NeverBetter
KiloBite
Sole Patrol
Fatloss Badloss
MeNew
Power Rangers
Flat Balloons
Cluster Crew
Go Down
Walk The Walk
Installing Muscles, Please Wait
Creatine So Much Fear
Going the Distance
Nutin’ To It
Dwindling Expectations
Sugar 3 (Good for 3 members team)
Change Your Weigh
Keeping Up With The Kenyans
Cellulite Assassins
Waist Watchers
Going Light
The Athletic Team
Losers
BangGag
Profit and Weight Loss Account
Snacks Over Meals
Lean Into It
Meltaways
Weight Warriors
World Wide Weight
Below See Level
Eight Two Much
Just Do It… Tomorrow
Fillet-buster
Carb Loaders
Liar Liar Legs On Fire
Out with the Octopus
We Stole Something
Lollapaloser
Pumba Team
Legs Miserable
Pumped Up Kicks
The Obstakillers
The WODfather
Dietox
Achy Breaky… Everything
Say Choose!
Waist Shapers
Smallsville
Soda Crush
Flash Gordon
VegMe
Anonymous
Drop It Like It’s Hot
Drop It Now
Gym Class Heroes
Ruck Funning
Tons of fun
Time Wounds All Heels
I Thought This Was A Pub Crawl
Talent Agency
Squat Squad
New Direction
Flex Appeal
Run Forrest, Run!
Hola Amigo
The Underground Emoz
Hodor
Why So Serious?
Ran From The Law And The Law Won
Slim Pancakes
Been There, Done Fat
Natural Born Killers
Garbage Men
Kilo Game
Journey to Lose
Refusees
Belly Flat
The Squatting Dead
Tenderfoots
Pound Droppers
Jiggle Giggle
Weigh to Go
We’re Weighting For You
Die Lard
Fat Earthers
Waist Away
More Legs Than A Bucket Of Chicken
Your Loss
New Creations
WOD Are Those?
bIG bUZZ
Wishful Thinning
Lost Boys
McDoNot
Keep Calm And Squat On
Sweating Sveltes
5K Everyday
No U-Turn
Walking Fat Burners
Health Warriors
Rise of the Fit-ians
WODopolis
Shed the Lead
Diminishing Returns
Way Less
The Slimsons
Relay Racers
Company Cupcakes Cutting down
Cereal Killer
Fitness Fanatics
Carb Blockers
We Pity The Fool!
Broad Chesters United
More Than Less
Good Bye Lovehandles
Coast Busters

Christmas CrossFit Team Names

The Jingle Balls
Mulled Wine Militia
Tinsel Toes
The Naughty List
Jolly Saint Pricks
Jolly Saint Hicks
Yule-Log-y
The Ho Ho Hoes.
Rudolph’s Drinking Buddies
Jingle Ballers The Roasting Chestnuts
The Mistletoe Wonderers
Santas Little Trotters
Lil’ Drumma boyz
Rudolph’s Red-Noses
The Ho Ho Hoes
Team Naughty
Rein Dears
Operation Yuletree.
Cheeses of Nazareth
Don and the Gay Apparels
Jolly Saint Dicks
Hanukah Haus
The Promise Keepers
The Pregnant Virgins
Dancer’s Lancers
The Wise Men
Three Kings
Retail-Slave Elves
The Demented Elves
The Jingle Belles
Dashing Through the Hoes
Prancer’s Enhancers
Winter Wonderland
The Balls of Holly
The Noel-It-Alls
Kwanza Kolleagues
The Parumpapapums
Festivus For the Rest of Us
Donner’s Honours
Chained Reindeer
Solstice StarFighters
Silent Knights
Merry Quizmas
The Lil’ Drumma Boyz
The Stocking Stuffers
Naughty List
The Maids A Milkin’
Jolly Raunchers
Santa’s Helpers
Vixen’s Pixies
NOEL!
Team Krampus
Jolly Saint Tricks
The Fruitcakes
Santa’s $8/ Hour Helpers
Festivus Freaks
Holly Jollys
Angels on Horseback
Candy Canes
The Roaring Chestnuts
Red Nose Reindeers
The Red Nose Reindeers
Scrooge’s Little Helpers
Blitzen’s Brazens
We will deck your halls!
The Three Wise Men (and Women).
Jolly Holly Killers
The Mistletoe Jockstraps
Sugar Plum Fairies
Santa’s Sweet Cookies
Ho Ho Ho’s

Game of Thrones CrossFit Team Names

The One True King
Halfman, Half Amazing
Protector of the Realm
We’re Number Wun Wun
The Sand Snakes
Trial by Combat
Stark Raving Mad
The Master of Coin
Dark and Full of Terrors
Tywin, Lose, or Draw
The Dothrookies
A Team Has No Name
The Unsullied
The Faith Militant
The Kingslayers
Stormborn
Gendry’s Never Ending Boat Ride
Hodor
Reek
Frey & Sons Wedding Planners
Land of the Free and Home of the Braavos
Battle of the Bastards
Lord of the Andals
The Direwolf of Wall Street
Ours is the Fury
The Usurpers
Lannister Family Reunion
Ask Me About My Grey Worm
The Kingsguard
Watchers on the Wall
Jaqen of All Trades, Maester of None
Born to Be Wildling

What Name Will You Pick?

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